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I
like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally - Great Legs.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some middle-aged
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I have
the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird
or just piss me off.
I believe
that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or
hotel room you do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you are
an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather
shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you
were born in to come here and disrespect ours.
I think
the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from
them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the previous paragraph.
I know
what the definition of lying is.
I don't
think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any
special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can
open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, sex shop or any other damn thing.
I believe
no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson
sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone
else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right
to.
I think
that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working
at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't
want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat- free on
the package.
I don't
hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake.
I've
never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't
wealthy enough to own one either.
I believe
a self-righteous liberal with a cause is a lot more dangerous than a Hell's
Angel with an attitude.
I own
a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed
to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the time.
A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone
with malicious intent.
I think
Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to
make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system
that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your political
buddy who invented the Internet to help you.
We
don't need more laws. Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I believe
that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with
the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO."
I think
tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
they are a political statement or force me to look at them.
I didn't
realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will
not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because
I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed
me that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from
hurting somebody's feelings.
I
am sick to death of "Political Correctness".
I'm
neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream
media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes,
I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American. |
